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Ok, first of all, Dr. H: Page Through This. You'll learn a lot about mathematics, and why I denotes the Identity Matrix. Well, i figured i don't need capital, so i & I (rasta far-eye) thought i might use that to denote the difference for the duration of this post; it's much easier when i can tell the difference somehow.
This book led me to the idea of ending wars retroactively: since waves travel forever, why not listen to music and morse whatever you think you hear? You don't even have to know Morse code; you may also use an app, and just talk about it. But I thought I might make a game about it, so whenever i have a spare moment, i "trade fists", like the book puts it, and let the I do the routing of the message. Oh yeah, about one thing i read about the alternate meaning of routing was that the roman empire was thoroughly embarassed when they kept losing to one of the nations that existed back then... i forget the name of them, but i & I suppose it is frustrating to keep chasing an ever-evading enemy! There's an ongoing project that's based on the assumption that there's no enemy (and a classic movie about some of the gotchas!), and even a horror story.
So, as a way of life, I couldn't have phrased it better:

Project Meaningful Correlations in Random Data

So uh, suppose i was an advisor to I and I was God and i asked to trade places and then retire; would i get a new watch as a present?
The most concise way of expressing the answer I've heard is

Austin, Texas powers the Big Ben in London, baby!

Post Scriptum: Oh, yeah, and the Austin Powers message has also been misunderstood by some, so as a kind of an answer to a frequently asked question, "does that also mean that whoever gets to wind the Big Ben will jack the London of Texas?", the answer is "no, but some one from texas might find himself pretty wound up when he realizes he's not the only burning bush". So the biggest Jack London question is, "what if God decided to kill whole the Universe?". Well, the sound'd be distorted so it'd sound like "keelhaul the universe", and that's exactly what it'd be like. The previous universe would become the ship, and the new one would improve upon all the previous mistakes. I wrote something about it.